In a week where the press have cried and touched themselves for Royal-baby lizard snaps, it’s comforting to know that the pubs are full of people who have an alternative view on Royalty.
This week, I was informed at the Brass Monkey on Drummond Street that you can fold the Australian $5 note to make it look like the Queen is sucking a cock.
This turns out to be nearly true, what really happens is that the fold makes the Queen’s chin and neck into a giant cock and balls which is being swallowed by a crying whale:
It’s slightly tenuous, so luckily I found this already-labelled image on the internet:
The chat at the Monkey included a note about the Canadian fiver which is frequently vandalised cos the guy on the note looks a bit like Leonard Nimoy.
While looking up these images, I also found this crafty wee 50p thing:
And, of course, I was reminded that Robert the Bruce who lives on the Clydesdale £20 can be folded to make a convincing Jabba The Hutt.
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