I asked teams to solve the Russia – Ukraine crisis in 15 words or less. These were the most coherent responses:
- “Get Putin and Yanukovych together and have a wank-off. After one fails, Bukkake them.”
- “Put-in” for EU Membership
- “Drink your Molotov Cocktails. Have a nap and then enjoy the Spring.”
“Robocop.” - “Jack Bauer.”
- “Send in Chuck Norris to give them all roundhouse kicks to the face.”
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