Here are some of the answers to last week’s question at the Brass Monkey Drummond Street: “What is The Best Thing You Have Ever Done”

1. I fell asleep, drunk, in the toilets of a bar. firemen had to break down the door. They named the new door after me.
2. Bungee jumped naked, while holding a pint.
3. We both shagged twins.
4. Operation Shaft. Me and three friends hung a 9 foot x 45 foot penis banner from our school roof. It took them a day to dismantle it. You can see the result on youtube . PS. we had penis codenames.