I asked teams the other week: “What is the worst thing you would do for £100”. Here are their answers:

• Have a threesome.
• Be a lesbian for the day.
• Wank off a goat while standing naked in the middle of Princes Street whilst having a cucumber shoved in my ass. All the time crying.
• The sexy ginger and blonde from our team will kiss.
• Squirt expanding foam up my bum.
• Vote no.
• I wouldn’t get out of bed.
• Let Rolf Harris and Jimmy Savile babysit.
• I would kill Nelson Mandela
• Drink a pint out of a smelly shoe.
• Dr Paul

Classy stuff.