Once again last night I had an amazing mystery prize on offer. To win the prize I asked teams to answer the question: “What is the best thing you have ever done?”

Here are last night’s attempts to answer this:

1. Played For Scotland at the World Championships of Beach Ultimate Frisbee
2. I’m ranked 5th in Europe for Triathlon for Under- 25s
3. Pissed on a Frenchman’s face whilst he was passed out on a urinal 🙂
4. I pissed in Britney Spears’ yard in high school.
5. Had sex in the library.
6. Flown on concord.
7. Slept with an interviewee. He turned down the ‘job’.
8. Threesome
9. Fishing Piranhas in the Amazon
10. Kicked a man up the arse while he was pissing up against a wall because he called me gay because I was queueing up beside another man to buy a burger.
11. Knocked down Prince Naseem Hamed (while running out of a hotel).
12. My elbow was briefly visible in one episode of the 1990s BBC historical drama .Ivanhoe’.*
13. I once killed 6 puppies for £100.
14. I put a catheter in a lady for the first time yesterday.
15. Josh is a doctor of Mathematical Physics.

*voted winner.