We’re hitting big numbers again at the Brass Monkey LEith. £250 jackpot tonight. That’s a “wow”.

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £250. Cheat: The incredible Black Lace are in the music round. Sadly not their greatest work “Gang Bang” but still a party favourite. Check the video to the 1980s birthday party shcool disco action and hear the song.

9pm – The Safari Lounge. Jackpot £60. Cheat: The picture round this week includes the answer “Macbeth“.

Black Lace were one of the cultural motifs that defined the working class experience of the 1980s.

They are from the same bargain bucket as Findus crispy pancakes, Ford Fiestas, Bullseye with Jim Bowen on Sundays, Bruno Brookes doing the charts on Tuesdays, holidays at Butlins and stonewash jeans.

What a load of shite, a beautiful load of old shite.

Feeling nostalgic!

Tell you what though, if you win £250 tonight at the quiz and then travel through time to 1984 (the time of the Conga), you’ll be the king of all humans.

Having £250 in those days made you GOD. Fact!

Mind you, that’s from the perspective of a 12 year old. Maybe it wasn’t that much if you were working.