I don’t bungee jump. I don’t use a parachute. I don’t cross the road when cars are coming. I’m slightly risk averse.

But I wouldn’t pass up the chance to gamble £2 on five trivia answers to win £140 cash. That’s just fucking mental.

Who are these cotton-wool kids for whom the odds are not enough in their favour? I’ll wager they were driven to school every day. I’ll wager they never did an E. I bet they got all As in their exams. Live a little!