Brass Monkey Leith regular Patience was chatting the phone last night beside where I stand to do the quiz.

I didn’t recognise what I was hearing so I asked her when she hung up if she’d been speaking another language.

She had. It was Ugandan. It sounded cool.

She said it was one of the seven languages she can speak. Even Cooler.

Coolest of all: I look up the Ugandan flag to go with this post and it turns out to be a Partick Thistle-supporting punk chicken.