Some of the recent jokes handed in at the Dr Paul pub quizzes in Edinburgh… If any are too small to read, you can click the picture to see a full-size rendition.
First there was this one handed in at the Newsroom, a real favourite of mine, about a bird who isn’t right beside you:
Then one from the Beast side of things. You don’t often get jokes picking on diabetics…
The Tom Jones joke is NOT usually worthy of inclusion in a round-up like this because its a wee bit vanilla, heard it a few too many times. But just at the quality of the handwriting here. You don’t get handwriting like this any more:
Here’s one of the all-time brutal jokes. Short, sharp and shocking:
Then a wee crafty golf-course joke, still nasty but a good 70% less brutal than the previous number:
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