Starmer out! Who will fill the PM void? Here’s a couple of candidates who may be worth a try:
Paul Chuckle: The last Chuckle Brother now in his late 70s (still younger than Trump) is popular in the North and the South and, in fact, in all countries on earth. Not busy these days. Available.
Rylan: The BBC’s only Eurovision correspondent who actually gives a damn. Could transfer this level of care to national issues. No idiot, the boy Rylan.
Susan Boyle: Has seen it from on high and from below. Probably Britain’s most balanced person.
Steve Clarke: Beat Haiti, which is at least where we need to be as a country, Only lost one-nil to Morocco. Could be worse.
Mister Blobby: Probably as capable as anyone who’s actually going to get the job, and certainly more entertaining.
Dr Paul: I only present nine quizzes a week. I reckon I could fit in a war with Russia, or whatever it is you have to these days.
Anyway, come to the quizzes tonight. Here are the details…
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6.30pm – Brass Monkey Leith Walk (with me)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer – “TAURUS“
Book: 0131 554 5286 or Facebook or the Monkey’s online booking system
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8 pm – Amber Rose (with Alan)
Jackpot – £150
Free answer: “SALVADOR DALI“
Book: 0131 226 1224 or Facebook
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8 pm – Ryan’s Bar (with Kov)
Jackpot – £100
Free answer: “KABUL“
Book: 0131 226 1224 or Facebook
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9 pm – Brass Monkey Drummond St (with me)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer: “DIDO“
No bookings but you can call the pub for info: – 0131 556 1961
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9 pm – Brass Monkey Grange (with Bonni)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer: “XEROX“
Book: 0131 667 2335 or Facebook
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With quiz and love,
Dr Paul
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