I was waiting for my taxi home outside the Brass Monkey Shore last night and this fella comes up to me, a bit out of breath.
“Did you see a really really drunk guy going past here?”
“No. Not in the last two or three minutes anyway”
“He had specs. I thought it was you for a second but I know you’re the quiz guy.”
“Yep, that’s me. Well – I haven’t seen anyone.”
“It’s just that he pulled my wall down.”
“You what? Pulled your WALL down?”
“Aye – i’s got a light on the top. And it’s bricks. And he just pulled it right over.”
“Blimey!”
And I didn’t get any more detail or clarification. Off the guy went, still searching for the mysterious drunken strongman who’d wrecked his wall.
So be careful out there folks. There’s a pished Leith version of Incredible Hulk on the loose. Thoughts and prayers to all he crosses.
Meanwhile, quizzes tonight:
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6.30 pm – Brass Monkey Grange (with me)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer – PICTURE round: “LEGEND OF ZELDA“
Book – 031 667 2335
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7.30 pm – 3 Old Monks (with Alan)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer – PICTURE round: “NORTH DAKOTA“
Book – 031 554 9999
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7.30 pm – The Willow (with Brigid)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer – PICTURE round: “BATIK“
Book – Willow Website or Willow Facebook
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9pm – Newsroom (with me)
Jackpot – £50
Free answer – MUSIC round: “GABRIELLE”
Book: 0131 557 5286 or Newsroom online booking
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With quiz and love,
Dr Paul
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