Tonight’s quizzes :

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £120. Cheat: Cher Lloyd (music round)

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £90. Cheat: The Bill (pic round)

Hey. It’s a bank holiday tomorrow which means it is more or less your civic duty to go out and get pished to within an inch of your life tonight.

While you’re out pop in to one of the quizzes and win the cash which will serve as sesh-fuel.

Rinse and repeat until you feel the kind of emotions that only guys like Freddie Mercury and Jesus Christ have so far been able to feel. And they’re both dead.

Once you get the feeling, it will be so real you won’t know what to do, rather like Old Mother Hubbard in her shoe.

I’m digressing before I’ve even really got started. Here is the pop video for the Persevere music round cheat info:

 

It’s Cher Lloyd who I hadn’t really heard of but Wikipedia tells me she rose to fame in 2010 by finishing fourth in the seventh series of X-Factor. I must have been busy at that point.

Snide remarks aside, it’s interesting to see how even the very young can be afflicted by nostalgia.

This is one of the youtube comments on the song:

“I was six when this came out im 11 why those years fly by so fast…”

Really? What a shame for the jaded over-the-hill pre-teen.

Wikipedia also offers vital tattoo information on Lloyd’s body-art choices:

“Lloyd has several different types of tattoos, expressing different emotions, such as an eye on her inner forearm. She has a collection of 21 total tattoos ranging from a cage holding a bird to represent her deceased uncle to the heart in her ring finger as a tribute to her husband Craig.”

Every day is a school day. But what’s the point of school? This question is too complex to be dealt with here. Just come to the quiz.

Yo!

Dr Paul

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