Emergency vehicles scream and power tools whine.

Sometimes you think “It would be nice to live in the country”.

But then you’d have to deal with all those cows, and there wouldn’t be any Polish shops. So what’s the point in that?

Hey man – it’s a rock and a hard place.

Come to these quizzes tonight while you contemplate your move:

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6 pm – The Joker & The Thief (with me)

Jackpot – £30

Free answer – MUSIC round: “IMAGINE DRAGONS“

Book: 0131 556 3274 or Facebook

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6 pm – Oz Bar (with Stuart F)

Jackpot – £30

Free answer – PICTURE round: “DEERHOOF“

Book: 0131 259 6295 or Facebook

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7 pm – Ship Inn, Musselburgh (with Barry)

Jackpot – £90

Free answer – PICTURE round: “SCORPIO“

Book: 0131 665 2642 or Facebook

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8 pm – West Port Oracle (with Stuart F)

Jackpot – £30

Free answer – PICTURE : “LIBERAL DEMOCRATS“

Book: 0131 283 1960 or Facebook

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8.30 pm – Brass Monkey Shore (with me)

Jackpot – £50

Free answer – PICTURE round: “JOY DIVISION“

Book: 0131 555 7306 or Facebook

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With quiz and love,

Dr Paul

Music Round clue for the Joker & The Thief:

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