I know some of you like the football and want Scotland to do well in this upcoming tournament.
But, from my point of view, football tournaments and “big matches” equate to pub chaos so I can’t stand it and my usual wish is for Scotland to get papped out as quickly as possible.
Let’s have a look at the opposition:
Germany: Europe’s most powerful footballing nation over the last century. Brilliant sausages. Took on THE WORLD at war, twice, and despite the insane odds, NEARLY won both times Wild..
Prediction: Will hump Scotland.
Switzerland: Precision watches, banks full of gold and the most expensive (insert any consumer item) in the world. Every citizen fully armed and fluently quadrilingual.
Prediction: Should hump Scotland.
Hungary: Stubborn intellectuals who resisted Soviet tanks during the 1950s and invented the Rubik’s Cube in the 1970s. Masters of the world’s most complicated language.
Prediction: Might not hump Scotland, but will probably outwit us.
There you go, that’s my 2024 Euro Germany sport championship preview. Join me!
And here are tonight’s quizzes, with me standing in for Isla down Portobello way
6.30 pm – Porty Tap (with Me for Isla)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer – PICTURE round: “RIZ AHMED“
Book: 0131 629 6266 or Facebook
8 pm – Waverley Bar (with Bonni)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer – PICTURE round: “BLUR“
Book: 0131 557 9855 or Facebook
9 pm – Safari Lounge (with me)
Jackpot – £30
Free answer: MUSIC round: “GRACIE ABRAMS“
Book: 0131 661 4741 or Facebook
With quiz and love,
Dr Paul
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