As humans, we actively categorise things. If we didn’t, there wouldn’t be a quiz. It’s a human thing. You don’t see caribou or elks holding quizzes. It’s because they don’t categorise.

Here are some categories:

CATEGORY 1: THINGS THAT ARE NOT AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE

• Football
• The Charts
• The Darts (Lakeside BDO championship atmosphere)
• Airports
• The specific feeling of delayed gratification that resulted from hearing your favourite song finally come on the radio because there was not other way to hear it other than go and buy the record.
• Jeux Sans Frontieres

CATEGORY 2: THINGS THAT ARE BETTER THAN THEY USED TO BE

• Internet connection speed
• Public access to the means of broadcasting
• The Darts (player quality)
• Non-smoking in public areas being the norm
• Pop Music (the sheer range).
• Kettles

THINGS THAT ARE JUST THE SAME AS THEY USED TO BE

• Doing the dishes
• Elephants
• Staplers
• The moon
• Politicians

There you go, I catgorised life for you. If you see me at the quiz tonight, you can thank me in person.

Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith Walk (with me)

Jackpot – £50

Free answer – PICTURE round is “TOBY” 

Book: 0131 554 5286  or Facebook or the Monkey’s online booking system

8pm – Amber Rose (with Stewart)

Jackpot – £100

Free answer: PICTURE round : “SHANGHAI” (see video below)

Book:  0131 226 1224 or Facebook 

9pm – Brass Monkey Drummond St (with me)

Jackpot – £50

Free answer – MUSIC round: “PETER AND GORDON” 

Book – Nae bookings – just turn up. For info call the pub on 031 556 1961or get in touch with them on Facebook 

See you then

Love,

Dr P

Music Round Clue For Brass Drummond Tonight:

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