Edinburgh is so desirable. Why do house prices keep rising in this city? It’s the top class pub quizzes what does it.

6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: One of the pic round answers is Woodstock.

8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot £30. Cheat: One of the music round answers is Rixton.

To listen to the moribund swathe of average-ness that is Rixton, have a look at the video, below. It’s awful. It’s like being smothered by pillow.