ONE SWELL FOOP have had their moments over the last few months but now Euan has a job in Norwich making sugar and the team is dissolving like saccharine in tea.

They quit on a high with victory at the Reverie last night, with Paige holding her nerve to win an amazing game of Bozonko vs. the powerhouse that is Mister T.

Not the actual Mister T, mind – just a white bloke in an A-Team T-shirt.

So, SIXTY QUID plus WINE and good night Vienna.

Next Week: Bring someone who lives in EH9 for extra points