Wednesday 13th July 2022

Hey – I’ve got a new quiz starting up in Newington/Grange/Meadows/Sciennes whatever you call that bit of the city up there.
It’s at Brass Monkey Grange – which is a brand-new pub inside a venue I’ve done before, years ago, when it was “Number 1 Grange”.

As you can guess from the name – it’s a Brass Monkey joint as boss Martin increases his bid to own every pub in the city. The guy’s got a lot on his plate now. He could seriously use a P.A.

Speaking of speakers (different type of PA), the reason I stopped doing the No.1 Grange back in the day was to do with their sound system. But it’s all grand and new as I found out when I soundchecked on Friday. Looking forward to being back in South Edinburgh for your quizzing pleasure.

In the meantime – here’s tonight

The Joker & The Thief – 6pm

Jackpot tonight – £30
Cheat answer: Tonight’s Joker quiz PICTURE round includes RAPUNZEL
Book at Joker by sending them a message on FB.

The Brass Monkey Shore  – 8.30pm

The Brass Monkey Shore HAS GOT LOTS OF ROOM. Try a walk-in or book a table you can easily do so by phoning the pub 0131 554 1979 or you can book online using their online booking system: https://tableagent.com/edinburgh/brass-monkey-shore/

Jackpot tonight – £50
Cheat answer: Tonight’s Monkey Shore MUSIC round includes RUSTED ROOT (See video below)
Book at Shore by sending them a message on FB/Messenger

Hopefully I’ll see you tonight.

Cheers,

Dr Paul
Your Quizmaster

Rusted Root are in the music round at the Shore tonight. This was a request (albeit from someone who is highly unlikely to be at the quiz tonight). I’d never heard of them or this song. Oh lord, I cannot describe how much I cannot stand this. Look at these wankers in their hippy costumes. Exactly the sort of people who will immediately point out how earth-conscious, righteous and vegan they are. They’ll tell you about the yoga and the spiritual connection with the universe and the time they spend pursuing justice for the people of [INSERT 3RD WORLD LOCATION HERE]
They will bang on and on – utterly oblivious that the “journey” they’ve taken to find themselves has resulted in a carbon footprint the size of the Small Magellanic Cloud. So despite being members of Extinction Rebellion, turns out they’re the absolute worstcunts of all time, from the planet’s point of view. God damn.

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