Quizzes Tonight in Edinburgh and Musselburgh:

7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £30. Cheat answer: Will Smith (pic round)

7.30pm – Ship Inn, Musselburgh. Jackpot £60. Cheat answer: Ernest Hemingway (music round)

9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Aztec Camera (music round).

It’s Thursday, coolest night of the week cos all the wanks go out on Friday. Come and experience the world of the midweek pub: a mainly wank-free pleasure-land of booze, relaxation and quiz fun.

It’s a feeling so nice you’ll want to spread it on a croissant and give it a French name.

Meanwhile, here’s a little help with the musics rounds tonight at the Newsroom where you will hear Aztec Camera with your ears and it will sound like this:

If your brain goes down the same paths as mine you’re probably wondering “Why are they called Aztec Camera?”

The short answer is that it’s just a load of made-up bollocks because Roddy Frame was into psychedelia.

Anyway, come to the quiz. You won’t regret it. Unless you fall out with your partner and spark divorce.

It’s possible.

Although if a divorce were to result from a pub quiz, you’d imagine there underlying issues in the first place.

Cheers,

Dr Paul

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