“Proper” Edinburghers are already sick and tired of festival wanks destroying their city with annoying accents and super-charged egos so toxic they can damage buildings.

Others are enjoying the “cultural” opportunities but if you’re more like the former, the ideal festival escape is a proper pub with a proper quiz in it. Plus you can WIN cash, which none of these so-called “fringe shows” can do.

Tell you what as well: the other thing you can win tonight is one of those freaky-deeky pin face things like Midge Ure used to have:

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Jackpots and Cheats for tonight:

7pm Brass Monkey Leith £80. Cheat: “Geronimo” is one of the answers tonight

9pm The Reverie £40. Cheat: K.I.G. are in the music round (this song)