Apparently, back in the day (1992-ish), the Alliance & Leicester cash machine in Wick was opened by Kris Akabusi and Nightshade.
You can imagine what an effect this would have had on Wick town centre.
The person who told me the story was, at the time, training a blind person to use a long white stick and somehow had to explain to them what all the noise and fuss was about.
Imagine going all the way to Wick just to open a cash machine. I wonder if Akabusi and Shade dealt with the misery by having uncontrollable celebrity sex in a rotten wee room the Peat-Cutters Arms that very night?
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