I offered an extra prize the other night at the Brass Monkey Leith for the team who could make the best suggestion for a new national anthem if Scotland votes for independence next year.
Here are the suggestions I received:
- “Ooh Stick You” by Daphene & Celeste
- “God Save Our Susan Boyle”
- The “Game of Thrones” theme
- “I Dreamed a Dream” by Susan Boyle
- “I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany
- “Flower of Scotland”
another team offered lyrics, thus:
“Her majesty the Queen
Shops at Burtons
From the top of Ben Nevis
We can smell her beef curtains”
while another team offered this:
“Another Pint, The Weather’s Shite,
Everything Will Be Alright”
What does this say about us? I have no idea but Susan Boyle looms large in proceedings. Perhaps one day she will rule us all.
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