True story: Official Pub Quiz fag break outside the Ale House last Sunday night.
Gordon answers the question first and wins £100,000 National Lottery scratchcard but then claims that, as a Muslim, he cannot take the scratchy because its gambling.
A fellow fag-breaker helpfully points out that the scratchcard was won rather than Gordon buying it, so its not gambling.
Gordon agrees and accepts scratchcard.
Wins fuck all.
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