Next Tuesday I’ve got an audition for appearing as a contestant on The Weakest Link.

The stupid thing is that I’ve told them I’m a quizmaster. This is certain to create some hilarious rude banter from Robinson when I get a question wrong but, far more seriously, means I am almost certain to get voted out by my quiz rivals who will believe (falsely) that being a quizmaster = knowing everything.

Hmmm, I wonder if I can get in touch with them and asked to be changed to “DJ” or “Karaoke guy” or something?