Quizzes tonight: Come out and feel what others feel.
7pm – The Joker & The Thief. Jackpot £60. Cheat: Boney M (music round)
9pm – Brass Monkey, Drummond Street. Jackpot £60 Cheat: Bassoon (pic round)
By the way, do yourself a favour and say “bassoon” out loud. It is very satisfying.
Here’s the music round cheat for tonight at the Joker. It is the greatest (Christmas) song ever recorded. Maybe except the Johnny Mathis one.
Totally great. Let’s get this Halloween pish oot the way. Bring on Christmas.
Come to the quiz and let love and brotherhood and peace reign all over the land.
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