I had a drawing contest on Wednesday at The Joker & The Thief.
The challenge was to draw Nigel Farage in a Garage. There are at least four different ways of pronouncing that sentence.
Anyway: Here are six of the best:
This one goes for reductive simplicity:
2. Pipe Swap
Farage has a pipe up his pipe. Wisely, he is not smoking in this one.
3. Massive Dog
4. Think of The Children
5. Plain Evil
6. The Winner
And the winner was this one which has got just enough sex-stuff in it but not too much.
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