7pm – Argyle Bar (Cellar). Jackpot £30. Cheat answer: Genesis (music round)
9pm – The Newsroom. Jackpot £50. Cheat answer: Leo (pic round)
The music cheat for the Newsroom tonight is Genesis, led by evil centre-forward and all-time BEAST, Phil “the widowmaker” Collins.
The song, as Phil Collins revealed in his 1992 autobiography ‘I Am The Beast‘ is a prediction of what will happen when the rapture finally engulfs the Earthly plane and the dark lord, Satan himself (who is currently abating his dark majesty to inhabit the body of a drummer) will once again grow to his full size and begin the final destruction of humanity.
Collins’s evil acts such as famines, tsunamis and terrorism are just placemarkers, time-wasters, minor acts of cruelty, amusements until Satan returns in full.
Note the lyric “slowly tears you apart“.
The final showdown of humanity versus the Devil aint gonna be quick. It’s gonna be nasty.
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