7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £100. Cheat: Leffe (pic round)
9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £30. Cheat news: DJ Sammy (music round)
The DJ Sammy song in the music round at the Safari is easily one of the greatest three hundred tunes ever written. Witness the majesty in this video:
You know this music is similar to the music your body will create at the moment of your death whenever that occurs in the future. This has been proven by death scientists and will hold up in a court of law OR natural justice – whichever happens first.
Actually that might be bullshit. I looked it up on Google and no one on this thread actually specifically mentions DJ Sammy, but there’s nothing to stop us hoping…
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