The music round cheat for the Persevere is a big hit from the 80s. No one had a voice like Roland Gift.
It still bangs.
I’m personally pleased that England are NOT in the final. Not from a petty shit-hate point of view, but more for the fact that the pub (the Persevere) will largely be neutral this afternoon, which is usually a better atmosphere.
My only wish for the final this afternoon is that it concludes in normal time. If so then the quiz will go ahead as usual at 6pm.
If it goes to extra time we may have to start a little later, but either way there WILL be a quiz.
Hey! A hundred quid at the Brass Monkey on Leith Walk tonight. Come and win.
Cheat piece for the music round at the Brass Leith tonight, it’s Depeche Mode:
I grew up listening to Depeche Mode and was always pretty sure this song is about either class, control or BDSM, I’ve never been quite sure which. This is the first time I’ve ever seen the video and it does nothing at all to clear things up.
I guess it’s about all three. Didn’t expect to see Greenham Common in there though…
So why is Phil Collins (star of tonight’s Safari Lounge picture round) known as THE BEAST?
Well, it’s a list of alleged crimes which include but are not limited to:
Taking all the money from Live Aid, thus…
Ensuring that Africa still starves to this day.
Divorcing second wife BY FAX.
Controlling the world’s tsunamis from his underwater headquarters in a lake in Switzerland.
Riding his bike through red lights.
Conducting a covert war against the poor of the Brazilian favelas using his own private security force.
Created Ebola virus in his Swiss lab
What a bastard. In fact even if half of these things are true, it would still make him a Cunto, and that explains why he’s in the 2018 deck of Cunto Cards.