Recent drawing contest entries from the Joker on a Wednesday night:
The challenge followed the Ant McPartlin drink drive debacle and you had to draw the former idol, stripped of his license and reduced to riding a scooter, pished, down Leith Walk.
Some folk took that mean a motor scooter. I kind of meant a scooter scooter.
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