Forgive me I am only a man. So, before I shoft these images out of the current folder forever, here’s a bucket of recent winners that I never quite round to writing up…

Flystrike

Flystrike! Winning at Reverie.

Angus's Team

I just think of this team as “Angus’s Team”. They change their name every week but their most vocal member is natural leader Angus (centre) who, like me, has been on Eggheads.

One Last Foop

This was One Last Push or One Last Foop, a variant of ONE SWELL FOOP. Actually I did write about their £160 win but this is a pic of the full team…

ACTION: If you use Facebook and you’ve ever been a winner at a DP Quiz, then have a look at the Dr Paul photos and see if you can tag yourself so all your friends can see how clever you are.

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Katy wins £160

Here are the 5 she got right. Would you have answered correctly?

1. A survey of American tourists put Glasgow in the  top 10 European cities to visit. True or False?
2. Chimpanzees laugh. True or False?
3. The British MEdical Council once reccommended Marmite as a treatment for scrotal dermatitis. True or False?
4. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical Starlight Express is based on a George Orwell novel?
5. Before they have snail sex, snails kiss each other?

Tough as hell – but Katy pulled through and ONE SWELL FOOP, disguised as “ONE LAST PUSH” were cash champions, while THE THREE STOOGES (minus Conor) were booze champs.

Back to £20 next week.

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One Swell Foop win one last time

They quit on a high with victory at the Reverie last night, with Paige holding her nerve to win an amazing game of Bozonko vs. the powerhouse that is Mister T.

Not the actual Mister T, mind – just a white bloke in an A-Team T-shirt.

So, SIXTY QUID plus WINE and good night Vienna.

Next Week: Bring someone who lives in EH9 for extra points

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Google Eyed win £180

Which of these evil celebrities does Phil Collins respect the most? (answer at bottom)

• Gary Glitter
• Michael Barrymore
• Michael Jackson
• R Kelly

Of course, David from Google Eyed has cash winning form, his team won £100 back in April and another ton in May.

Now with £180 in July, its getting to the point where GOOGLE EYED need to start putting this income on their tax return!

Well done to ONE SWELL FOOP who kept the heid all the way through to win the actual quiz with 50 points(!) but unfortunately Euan was up against Spiderman in the Top Trumps and no one beats Spidey.

Red wine. No Money. Euan from One Swell Foop.

Back to ground zero next week folks, aka £20 jackpot and I think we’ll bring back the putting.

*ROTB answer – B. (Barrymore is the only one who has actually killed someone… albeit ‘accidentally’)

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this maybe stretches the metaphor too far – but they were very good and ended up with 46 points which briefly put  them in contention for this month’s million pounds…

Meanwhile, Ewan scuffed out on the rubber egg challenge and left Stewart facing the Riddle of The Beast for £40.  He nailed it. Could you?

Q. What Does Phil Collins usually get his mum for Christmas?

A. Perfume

B. Chocolates

C. Magic Mushrooms

D. Soft Porn DVDs

The answer, of course, is Perfume because its the only one tested on animals. The Beast.

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Q. In which modern-day US state is the site of the Battle of Little Big Horn (ie Custer’s Last Stand)?

I said Montana, The Foop said South Dakota and it was the wrong answer that allowed TEAM NEMO to sneak in for the win. Luckily: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Little_Big_Horn

Nemo

After a bit of bouncy-egg hoo-hah, it fell to Brian from BRASHLEY to challegen Phil Collins. Turns out his favourite film is Star Wars, rather than Titanic [more deaths].

Beast Vader

Next week: £40

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In the meantime, Let’s Get Quizzical pipped One Swell Foop for the honours in April, so I’ll give them a million pounds (in scratchcards) when I see them.

Let's Get Quizzical

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One Swell Foop

Meanwhile, Dusty aced the jokes round with some utter nonsense about talking like a frog.

Dusty’s delight turned to misery as he realised that the prize was a ZAC EFRON CALENDAR! Here’s Dusty himself, being unimpressed.

Dusty is unimpressed by Zac Efron

Then, the Beast was on form and Paige (or Page?) from  ONE SWELL FOOP went for Antarctica when she should have gone for Bangladesh. Now you know. Jackpot next week: £80

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The delighted winner was Grum from ONE SWELL FOOP. Never has a man been so pleased by one calendar. Look at his delight.

Happiness

Grum is thought to have made off with the calendar in a bag, hence the slightly spurious headline of this post.

And what the fuck is a 16-month calendar anyway?

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One Swell Foop Win £100

Grum took the challenge as the situation moved to the Jenny Ha’s dart board and he needed to score forty points to win the ton.

first dart was a single seventeen, good steady stuff. However dart number two landed in the single 6, leaving Grum with 17 required on the final arrow.

Taking his life in his hands and praying to all the saints of darts, Jocky, Eric and Phil – Grum slotted his final dart straight and true to the single 20 and, that’s the CHAMIPONSHIP.

A hundred pounds in cash IS a hundred pounds in cash. If you were to try and argue otherwise, you wold lose.

Hoorah for ONE SWELL FOOP!

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