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Monday Pub Quiz Edinburgh

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £50. Cheat: Ellie Goulding (music round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £60. Cheat news: Nigeria (pic round)

The song in the Brass Monkey Leith music round is by the Ellie goulding. Here is the:

God, it’s so straight.

Here’s something I found earlier today which is NOT STRAIGHT: some bloke from Turkey messing about with frets. He could just leave them alone and play the guitar, but it’s not his style. Microtonal, that’s the name for this weirdness.

This has got nowt to do with the quiz by the way, I just thought it appropriate to provide at least one ever so slightly different way of looking at the world after the sledgehammer normality of that Ellie Goulding tune. I felt my brain turning to ceramic while listneing to it.

Don’t let the same thing happen to you.

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Monday Night Banging Your Quiz Doors In

Quizzes in Edinburgh Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £50. Cheat: Harold Faltermeyer (music round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £30. Cheat news: Slovakia (pic round)

The song in the Brass Monkey Leith music round is an eighties cracker. Synths had already been invented for a while when people like Harold Faltermeyer and Jan Hammer had hits, but they made it feel like they had just been invented.

 

Every morning in nineteen eighty-five included this tune and others like it. You had to have block-rocking shoulders for the walk to school and boombox stride, cos the synth was loud inside your head.

It was the year of strut. We had survived the predicted Orwellian nightmare of nineteen eighty-four and the Chernobyl and Challenger disasters lay ahead. 1985 was cool and it was a time to think about entertainment and chips.

I think we went to Scarborough that year. That was where my dad found the holy grail of custard slice and it has been a truth in our family ever since that the greatest custard slices in the world are to be found on the Yorkshire coast.

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See the slices in this picture? They were about one thousandth as good as the ones in 1985 in Scarborough. Plus the Radio One Roadshow was there while we were there with Peter Fucking Powell who, as far as I know, never got Yewtreed.

1985, son. You weren’t there because you’re TOO YOUNG. Youth has its advantages but the drawback is you can’t even REMEMBER how good it was to hear Opus on the radio singing “Live Is Life”.

I’m clutching at memory straws here, but so far they’re holding firm. Still sane.

 

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Monday Monday Pub Quiz Time

Big £150 winner last week at Brass Leith so basic tonight but good rollover at Safari:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £50. Cheat: One of the answers in the picture round is Ophelia.

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £120. Cheat news: one of the answers in the music round is Afrika Bambaataa. See vid below to hear the tune…

Well, there’s no actual video but you can hear the song. This is 1999 and Afrika is a big name in hip hop but he’s never been mainstream so videos are a bit thin on the ground. Quality tune though.

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Hey. Did You Know That Leith Walk Is The Luckiest Street In Europe?

xxx— cheats tonight — ARONCHUPA and LUXEMBOURG xxx— cheats tonight —

Leith Walk? The luckiest street in Europe? It’s true. Some scientists measured the luck of people walking up and down Leith Walk and compared this with statistics from three hundred other streets in Edinburgh and a similar sample from eighty other cities around the world including Jakarta and Vienna.

Turns out that Leith Walk is luckier than anyone previously imagined. It’s the best. Just walking down it will make you luckier by eight per cent (average). Actually going to the boozer there will increase your spawn by seventeen per cent (average)*.

So…

Brass Monkey Leith, 7pm

Jackpot: Tonight’s jackpot is £150

Cheat: One of the answers tonight is AronChupa, some modern-ish pop/dance from Sweden. You can see the video and hear the song at the bottom of this post.

Safari Lounge, 9pm

The amazing Safari Lounge is hidden away in Abbeyhill. I keep meeting people who go in there after walking past it for months and they always say “Aaah – it’s really great – I wish I’d popped in before.”

So, take it from them and while you’re at it, come to the quiz.

Jackpot: Tonight’s super jackpot is…

Cheat: The picture round contains the answer ‘Luxembourg

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Quiz winners get a badge. Sometimes I forget to hand them out. Always ask.

This is your doctor speaking. Take my advice: be cool.

x

*remember that most of the shit I come up with on these blogs isnae even real.

x DP

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Monday Monkey Sexy Safari

God last week was quiet at the Monkey on Leith Walk. See all those roadworks? You can still get to the pub. We’re still open!

Brass Monkey Leith, 7pm

Jackpot: £50 stone cold dope chill CA$H money

Cheat: Anthrax are in the music round. Have a quicky clicky on the music video if you want to hear the song which is ‘Caught In A Mosh’

Safari Lounge, 9pm

Jackpot: We had a winner last Monday so it’s just the £30 tonight.

Cheat: One of the pictures in the picture round is the film In Her Shoes. It’s an old picture round so that answer used to be easier. Pretty difficult now…

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Monday Is Cataclysm

bm_ext_frontalForged in the fiery fires of hell, Monday licks your legs with acid drool and leaves you sweating like a kipper.

You can wash off the hatred by coming to the quiz at the Brass Monkey Leith. We start at 7pm,. finish at 8.30 pm and tonight along the way you can win £50 plus drinky booze and special gifts.

As a reward for looking here, you get a wee clue, a wee free answer from the quiz. Today I can tell you that your old pal Johnny Pineapple will be in the music round…

… and it goes a little somegthing like this:

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