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May Dead Pool Line Up

I’ve just completed the data entry for May DEAD POOL. Your picks for the month look like this:

Big stories this month:

  1. A heavy upswing in support for the demise of George Bush Senior. This is, presumably, in the wake of the death of his partner Barbara during April. Plus the facts that he is old as fuck (93) and a bit fucked (Parkinson’s, sepsis, etc)
  2. The first appearance, as far as I can recall, of Amber Rudd. I reckon not. Tory cuntos who lose their jobs tend to just pop up later in mutated form. Rather than die. Sadly.
  3. Same with rapists. Bill Cosby will protest, complain, go to jail, serve time, and sincerely think it is all someone else’s fault. He won’t kill himself. That’s not how that mob operate.
  4. Quizbuster mythbuster kiss fact participants Nichele Nichols and William Shatner are BOTH on the list. Their kiss on Star Trek (as Uhuru and Kirk) is regularly quoted as the first interracial kiss on television. But this is not true.
  5. Also, no real story but it’s nice to see Scotland’s top showbiz talent Marti Pellow making a wee appearance on the list. I saw him once doing Billy Flynn in ‘Chicago’ and I thought he was brilliant. I hope he doesn’t die.

Amber Rudd
Betty White
Betty White
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Billy Connolly
Bob Dylan
Brigitte Bardot
Cliff Richard
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough
David Attenborough

Dodgy old charaltan

Doris Day
Elton John
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
George Bush Sr
Iggy Pop
Jeremy Clarkson

Professional wankbag

Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Karl Lagerfeld
Keith Richards
Keith Richards
Kevin Spacey
Kirk Douglas
Les Dennis
Maggie Smith
Marti Pellow
Mary Berry
Michael Douglas
Nichelle Nichols
Olivia de Havilland
Olivia de Havilland
Paul McCartney
Peter Stringfellow
Prince Louis
Prince Louis
Prince Louis

Ninety six and still shitting

Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Prince Philip
Richard Wilson
Robbie Williams
Robert Mugabe
Rupert Murdoch

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
Sean Connery
Sean Cox
Snoop Dogg
The Queen
The Queen
Tom Jones
William Shatner
Willie Nelson
Woody Allen
Yoko Ono

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