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Potato Joke

Dr Paul — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 16:33:55 +0000

Getting a laugh at the Brass Monkey Leith last night in the jokes round:

Q. How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?

A. None

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A Few Recent Jokes

Dr Paul — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 09:51:32 +0000

Some highlights and low moments from recent Jokes Rounds.

1. Panda in a Car Crash

2. A belter from the night we did a special jokes round in tribute of insects.

3. This is probably my favourite joke of the year. As handed in by Irish Mark from the Reverie who likes a bit of booze himself.

4. Embarrassing event at funeral.

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Joke Becomes Bonus Round

Dr Paul — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:45:52 +0000

Someone recently handed this in as a joke but I’m pretty sure I’ll use it for the basis of a bonus round at some point:

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Recent jokes (sick)

Dr Paul — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 07:46:29 +0000

Some of the badder end of jokes handed into the Dr Paul quiz jokes round recently.

WARNING: IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY STUFF DON’T READ THESE.

Koreans-eat-dogs joke:

the handwriting gives the game away here:

More dead babies, a prennial subject of jolity:

I think this came from Swankie and Big Al:

And you know, I think this one did as well:

A Christmas Wish from Google Eyed (disguised as the Wikipediaphiles)

This deft rhetorical ploy comes with the kind of handwriting that marks out the author for close attention from the Social department:

this joke

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Best Jokes of October

Dr Paul — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 09:42:10 +0000

October was all right for jokes, I seem to remember. In fact, I’m sure I woke up in the middle of the night a few times, laughing without knowing why.

It must surely be the jokes round.

Here’s a couple of favourites from the month and there are many more on Facebook

Here’s a battle of the sexes number from Google Eyed at Reverie:

The Lionel Rich-Tea joke:

The anorexia joke:

And the bedroom-like-a-newsagent joke

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George Michael Jokes

Dr Paul — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 10:22:08 +0000

There were quite a few George Michael jokes handed in during the recent incarceration of the Wham! star.

I am dismayed to report that almost all of them were hackneyed and uninspired, a bit like the Chilean Miner jokes. But what can you do?

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The Jihad Starts Here

Dr Paul — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 09:19:20 +0000

Quite a few folk were handing this in at the jokes round while that trumpet in the states was trying to start armageddon with his book-burning pish.

By the way, DPQuizLive.co.uk would like to take this opportunity to point out to any fanatics reading that Dr Paul DOES NOT and HAS NEVER agreed with any of this sentiment at all. Thanks!

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The Mister T Yoghurt Joke

Dr Paul — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 09:08:24 +0000

This one has appeared a few times recently but that’s no bad thing.

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Joke: Mystic Predicts Coming Into Money

Dr Paul — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 23:15:48 +0000

Ha ha ha. I liked this one a lot:

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Joke In Disguise

Dr Paul — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 08:11:10 +0000

This is complete garbage but I’m glad that someone is at least TRYING to involve the Transformers in the jokes round without referring to Stephen Hawking.

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