Last night’s quiz at the Smart City Cafe was gayer than flamingos of the same sex making love in a boutique. The reason? A visiting LGBT Worldwide Youth Conference took over the quiz.
Disappointingly, the gay teams refrained from camping it up and the only evidence of their artistic natures came in the Moonwalk contest which was ably nailed by a Norwegian bloke and a girl from Holland.
Meanwhile, our regular teams floundered like fish in a net and failed to trouble the lead, with the possible exception of Freudian Slip who’s direct insults of me in the jokes rounds didn’t work as well as the last time they tried that tactic.
VIKITERRANIAN were the winning team – they took the booze and then a little bit of trivia action from the geezer with the specs (can’t Remember his name – was it Conrad?) secured the £20 prize for the team.
Excellent performance and congratulatioins to VIKITERRAINIAN. Scorn, however, is reserved for ELIZABETH LGBT TAYLOR who shunned the awesome plastic Mum-Ra-style Egyptian skull toy.
After winning the jokes rounds with some crap about a cup of tea – they showed no interest whatsoever in the best prize I’ve given away for ages. Like a cross between Iron Maiden and Thudnercats. Duh! Oh well – I get to pick it up and give it away again at the next quiz. Roll on Monday.