Also, she’s pretty handy with the music round and usually helps Dusty defy the odds and come through to be a leading force by the time we get to round 4.

However, Jamie wasn’t behind the bar on Monday and took the chance to slip over to table in booth number one and join NICKS BIRDS, who proceeded to teach the rest of the pub a lesson.

Nice victory, especially considering that THE DUDE ABIDES were back in town and they’ve been on Eggheads, Mastermind, Postcode Challenge, the lot.

So Dusty was left high and dry and was consequently shite at the quiz, but you’ll be glad to know that apart from that, he’s all right.

Wine for the folks above but no cash winner by the way – £80 next week.

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The real Dusty, on Monday

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nae pals tae text

So they won the vino which was red and strong (La Murena, by the way) but, their luck weas out in the jackpot when they met this question:

True or False: Children don’t have kneecaps until they are about 2 years old?

Whaddya know – its true but Nick said flase, as did Dusty who was also in the final! So £40 rollover next week.

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Craig found himself up against the legendary Dusty but neither could get past the first question and taht set up a £140 jackpot for next week.

Happier news: the Fag Break record was beaten and we now have a record of TWELVE PEOPLE enjoying each others’ company and a smoke at half seven… just after the picture round.

Bad luck to Gareth from THE GANG whose girlfriend didn’t know he smoked until she saw the picture of last week’s fag break on Facebook. Now he’s dumped.

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Dusty from Jenny Ha's

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His quiz win came at a key time as Dusty is facing a “final warning” for being rude to tourists and could be barred any day now.

Dusty (right) caps another blistering performance with £20 and a bottle of wine.

Dusty was ably aided by Stewart (usually of The Trumpets) and Jamie behind the bar to create the kind of super-team that could win the World Cup and the Eurovision, if they entered.

Top moment of drama came whe , faced with the Riddle of The Beast, Dusty gave his answer and strolled off – seemingly totally disinterested in the outcome.

Of course, he had the right answer and had to be called back to receive the cash. what a man!

Would you have got this:

Q. Who is Phil Collins’s favourite classical music composer?

A. Beethoven

B. Mozart

C. Wagner

D. Tchaikovsky

The answer is D because Tchaikovsky committed sucide after being blackmailed over his homosexuality, which THE BEAST finds highly amusing.

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One Swell Foop

Meanwhile, Dusty aced the jokes round with some utter nonsense about talking like a frog.

Dusty’s delight turned to misery as he realised that the prize was a ZAC EFRON CALENDAR! Here’s Dusty himself, being unimpressed.

Dusty is unimpressed by Zac Efron

Then, the Beast was on form and Paige (or Page?) from  ONE SWELL FOOP went for Antarctica when she should have gone for Bangladesh. Now you know. Jackpot next week: £80

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Dusty's Darlings

How does he do it?

Unfortunately the win of wine was NOT followed by cash as Jo stepped forward to go for the darts. The target was 50 or more with 3 darts and they all scored but unfortunately only added up to eleven.

eleven scored

So the miss means that the target is down to 40 points with three darts and the Jackpot is UP TO A HUNDRED POUNDS next Monday, the 12th April…

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the bing crosby joke

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Of course, this resulted in a thrilling 2-point victory and it was a bottle of El Cumbanchero (or whatever its called) in the bag.

Dusty could have gone all the way and got the cash but insisited on counting the cards in the DUMB LUCK CHALLENGE which unfortunatley had the effect of making him forget what he was supposed to do with the cards in the first place.

This opened the door for Bucks Quiz who sent forward Lawrence to answer a question on Rabbits. He answered correctly for £40.

Would YOU have got this?

Which English county was the setting for Watership Down?

1. West Sussex
2. Hampshire
3. Shropshire
4. Northumberland

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