Tonight’s quizzes :
6pm – The Persevere. Jackpot: £30. Cheat: Theresa May (pic round)
8pm – Tolbooth Tavern. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: Cher (music round)
Tonight sees the first of a long run of quizzes held under the heel of the Tory jackboot.
If you’re the kind of squelchy masochist who loves having your face stomped on forever while simultaneously being told that YOU are the problem, then you’ve come to the right era.
The only way to feel pleasure, the only escape from this nightmare, the only corner of the room which is invisible to Big Brother’s screen is the pub quiz.
Come gather with the other refugees, where small amounts of money and booze could be yours. We are together.
And now, here’s the cheat item for tonight’s music round at the Tolbooth Tavern. It’s the greatest singer of all time, Cher:
Show me ONE Cher song that isn’t any good.
You can’t. Because there aren’t any.
Cher can do anything and if she had been leader of Labour gong into this election, the result would have been totally different.
Anyway – I’m going to finish off this post with some sales. Christmas is coming and if you haven’t yet sorted out the arsehole in your life then try these outstanding gifts:
I’ve been doing Cunto Cards for a while. They are like Top Trumps but with utter cunts rather than cars or battleships or whatever. They are very popular. Get yours here
BawJaws Foul Fridge Poetry
This is a new product – I just took delivery of them this week. It’s fridge poetry but sweary and Scottish.
200 words of badness. That’s it! Get yours here.
These’ll be flying off the shelf. Get em soon!
Christmas & New Year
Christmas and New Year doesn’t affect Sundays this year – I’ll be quizzing the whole way through at both the Percy and the Tolbooth. Hail Santa!
Anyway, apart from that: see you tonight.
Also: Want to quiz but have no team? Try our Meetup Group which can supply you with a ready-made team.
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