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The Fresh Princess of Bel Air

I did a bonus speed-round last night at the Newsroom where teams were asked to come up with ten artists (bands or singers) with names related to plants.

One of the answers handed in by Quizlamic State was “Willow Smith”.

So I ask, “Who’s this?”

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Turns out she’s Will Smith’s daughter. More than a few teams seemed to know this.

This raises a few WTFs:

  1. WTF is Will Smith doing being old enough to have a daughter who is old enough to have her own music career?
  2. WTF is wrong with Will Smith: having a daughter and then calling her Will(ow). That’s a Dick Move, officially.
  3. WTF! – when I had a quick looky-uppy it seems that Willow Smith is not yet 18 and that she released her first pop record (‘Whip My Hair’) when she was NINE YEARS OLD. What mad hot-housing is this?

She looks like him doesn’t she? But then, that’s how it works.

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The Exagerrated Difficulty of Pinning Down Non-Cunts

Sometimes I have a bonus round where I challenge quizzers to think of ten famous living people who are NOT cunts. This proves tricky.

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This list is a fail by the authors own admission that they could only think of nine non-cunts alive. bonus 10 people who are not cuntsThis second list fails almost instantly with the inclusion of a member of the Royal Family who can, quite frankly, get to fuck. Every single one of them. It’s not personal, I’m sure they are lovely individuals. But fuck them.

Can YOU think of think of ten famous living non-cunts?

It’s harder than it looks.

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Harold Shipman Makes Another Appearance At The Quiz

bonus round: people with types of transport in their namesHere’s a crafty wee bonus round: name five famous people who have a type of transport in their name. I’m pretty sure this is the winning strip of names from Channel 4 night at the Newsroom.

Amusingly, this may result in old Harold Shipman getting a mention in a Channel 4 entertainment show.

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