The kitchen at the Reverie came up with the BEAST BURGER last Monday which is made out of orphans.
To celebrate, we staged a quick BEAST drawing contest in which you had to draw Phil Collins engaging in an act of evil.
Here are the entries (click on any of the pics to see full size):
Phil Collins is wanking over a bonfire of orphans.
Phil Collins is reading a book by Jeffrey Archer
Phil Collins is imagining Sarah Palin for president of the USA while tending a drum full of dead babies.
Phil Collins is using his stick-man powers to bestride a burger on top of a flaming drum kit.
Phil Collins is about to insert his cock in a child who has been tempted to bend over by a tin of beans which the Beast has laid as bait.
Phil Collins is knifing a sad monkey.
Phil Collins is surfing Japan’s deadliest tsunami for 140 years.
Dan who works at the Reverie is a proper artist and picked the wanking-over-the-bonfire of orphans effort as the winner.
Nick from POINTLESS BIRTHDAY picked up the burger but, as it happens, had already had his tea and so passed the burger on to THUNDERCUNT who later declared the burger to be “a bit gak” but what do you expect when its made out of children?
Phil “The Beast” Collins was at work again last night, setting a trap for the unwary members of IT’S BASED ON THE COIN.
The Coin, it has to be said, came back superbly from a medicore performance to STORM the minefield round with a blazing ten out of ten while all around them were losing their heads and scoring minus points.
I don’t understand this: when you’re looking at a minus two – why guess on a question like: In Thoms The Tank Engine, what colour is Duck (out of Thomas the Tank Engine)? People are guessing yellow and brown? I’m thinking: wtf?
Anyway, IT’S BASED ON THE COIN aced the last round, dealt with the challenge and finally faced the Beast for £40 in real cash.
Q. What is Phil Collins’s favourite way to kill a witch?
A. Burn her
B. Hang her
C. Drown Her
D. Cut her head off
The answer of course is :A) burning.
The reasons? Burning is the traditional method and Phil Collins likes traditional things, like Christmas. Also, burning hurts the most. Also – there’s “No Jacket Required” when you’ve got a nice fire on the go.
The SWASHBUCKLING SUPERHEROES came from behind to snatch the quiz from the hands of LETS GET QUIZZICAL and the SEVEN BLUNDERS OF THE WORLD in an exciting finish to last night’s Reverie quiz which was as tight as a quarter pound of mince for your dinner.
Alas, they were let down on the Top Trumps and that allowed LETS GET QUIZZICAL to face the Riddle of The Beast. Yep – Collins is back.
Unfortunately, it turns out that Phil Collins’s religion is NOT Buddhism. It’s Christianity (for the ultra-violent imagery). So we have a rollover £40 next week and it will be the Riddle of The Beast again until someone can STOP PHIL COLLINS…