Date Rape Quiz Team In Newsroom Success

Rohypnol itself is nasty but the quiz team calling themselves ROHYPNOL SAVED MY MARRIAGE last Thursday at the Newsroom all seemed tremendously decent individuals.

newsroom winners rohypnol saved my marriage
newsroom winners rohypnol saved my marriage

Unfortunately, they were no  good at the cards or rubber egg challenge and eventually it was AWAITING RE-INFROCEMENTS who fell on the sword of The Beast.

Q. What is Phil Collins’s favourite Romantic Comedy of all time?

A. Sleepless in Seattle

B. When Harry Met Sally

C. Meet The Fockers

D. Pretty Woman

The answer, obviously, was Pretty Woman because its about whores and whores = pain. the Beast.

newsroom loser
newsroom loser (Beasted)

£40 next Thursday – 9pm.

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Ruff Justice For Ryan

RUFF JUSTICE triumphed in a super-close quiz which eventually had to be decided by scissor paper stone.

Ryan defeated dance-off legend David from GOOGLE EYED and made Ruff Justcie the champions. They chose white wine (the ladies choice).

Ruff Justice
Ruff Justice

However, the business of the Beast was close at hand and Ryan faced this poser:

Q. What is Phil Collins’s favourite brand of cigarettes?

A. Marlboro

B. Bensons

C. Lambert & Butler

D. Rothmans

Ryan’s process of elimination was that it couldn’t be Marlboro cos Ryan smokes Marlboro, Bensons are for pikeys and Lambert & Butler are for schemies so therefore it had to be Rothmans. Wrong!

The Riddle of The Beast
The Riddle of The Beast

Of course, it’s C because poor people smoke Lambert & Butler and that means all the poor peopel DIE, which Phil Collins finds massively amusing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha die peasants.

£60 next week.

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Montana or South Dakota?

Paige from ONE SWELL FOOP was so shocked and outraged by an answer at Jenny’s that I had to go and look it up a second time. I asked:

Q. In which modern-day US state is the site of the Battle of Little Big Horn (ie Custer’s Last Stand)?

I said Montana, The Foop said South Dakota and it was the wrong answer that allowed TEAM NEMO to sneak in for the win. Luckily: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Little_Big_Horn

Nemo
Nemo

After a bit of bouncy-egg hoo-hah, it fell to Brian from BRASHLEY to challegen Phil Collins. Turns out his favourite film is Star Wars, rather than Titanic [more deaths].

Beast Vader
Beast Vader

Next week: £40

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Lab-Con Coalition Drawing Contest

Following the success of our last drawing contest, it was becoming high time we had another.

So, the challenge at the Newsroom quiz on Thursday was for teams to draw a picture of EITHER David Cameron riding a tiger OR Nick Clegg being sucked off by a peacock.

Here are the results, starting with the one that was “utter shit” according to the judges (three quite-pissed birds sitting nearby.)

"I like the cock."

The next showed a lot of promise and skill – particularly the scary eyes of the tiger and the top class David Cameron = Penis joke!

cock joke
cock joke

No one really knows how to draw Nick Clegg cos he’s so anonymous. Although, at least if he’s in profile you can see his tremendous cock!

clegg and peacock
Nick Clegg and a peacock

The next was by a team called MIASMA COALITION and they seemed to have captured Clegg’s square-faced anonymity quite nicely:

Nick Clegg and Peacock
Nick Clegg and Peacock

The judges really hated the next one. They said it “looks like a pubic wig”

Nick Clegg and a Peacock
Nick Clegg and a Peacock

The next mob drew David Cameron being a twat. Fine concept and a nice design but the judges were having none of it.

David Cameron riding a tiger
David Cameron riding a tiger

The ultimate winner was this effort from INSERT FUNNY TEAM NAME which uses the same Cameron = Cock joke as above, but in nicer colours, and more lurid detail.

David Cameron riding a tiger
David Cameron riding a tiger

Who is your winner?

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Newsroom Quiz Winners – No Jackpot

American-Scottish team INSERT FUNNY TEAM NAME HERE started the quiz disastrously but came back strong and were soon dominating the situation.

In the end they won by 10 points. Hoopla!

winners at edinburgh pub quiz dr paulAlso – they collected a WINNING scratchcard and so took a £1 for that. However, they weren’t so lucky with the real cash. After all teams had failed to come to terms with the challenge, our winners got a straight shot at the cash with the following Riddle of The Beast:

Who is Phil Collins’s favourite serial killer or killers?

A. Yorkshire Ripper

B. Jack The Ripper

C. The Moors Murderers

D. Bible John

They got it wrong so we’re playing for £30 next week. Would you have known?

Meanwhile, the highlight of the quiz was quite possibly the drawing contest in which teams were invited to draw a picture of EITHER David Cameron riding a tiger OR Nick Clegg being orally pleasured by a peacock.

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