There are team names and there are team names and I’ve seen thosuands of them but I had to laugh when this mob called themselves UNIT LINKED VALUATIONS. So uncool, it’s cool. They won the £5000 scratchcard for best team name.
They then entered into a thirlling battle with ZOMBIE HEAD ON A STICK and eventually came out on top by one point, winning the £10,000 scratchcard and the wine.
Unfortunately Tony (left) sconned the challenge of the cards and then Andrew from Zombie Head On A Stick did the same.
This left Nick from SHANICK to face the Riddle of The Beast
Q. What is Phil Collins’s favourite fruit?
Nick went for apple but it was a pineapple (causes most pain when rammed up a servant’s arse). The jackpot rolls over to £50 next Thursday.
A huge score from 3’s COMPANY gave them the weekly title at Reverie and gave them a huge chance in the monthly million pound competition for highest score of the month.
50 points is pretty unbelievable and it wasn’t even that east a quiz. One team ended up with 19!
Anyway, the chpa from 3’s company was mad enoguh to take me on at Top Trumps (Warships) but failed badly when he pulled out some daft French helicopter transporter against my awesome US Navy Amphibious Monster Ship. Raaar.
But then I was taken out by a real yank, Boris from HARRY POTTER AND THE CAPTIVE BOLT. What can you do?
Unfortunately for Boris, he then faced the Beast and had trouble with this question:
Q. What colour does Phil Collins prefer when he’s playing RISK?
The answer, of course, is black because as he wins he imagines his black armies spreading across teh board is like the plague. Then, when everyone is dead and he folds up the board to pour all the armies into the tray, he imagines filling up a huge mass grave with all the people in the world.