League Table

After 4 December quizzes, the league table looks like this. Whoever finishes with most points at the end of the month will win a big bonus prize!

Freudian Slip    15
G & T’s    14
Dave Pierce Appreciation Team    12
An Easy Draw    12
Dusty’s Boys    12
Vikiterranian    12
Barshambles    10
Bucks Quiz    10
Fallon & Foyle    8
Quizzie Rascal    8
Bike Trouble    8
Davie & Minder    8
The Trumpets    8
Snaps    8
Elizabeth LGB Taylor    8
Boo Boo    8
Yer Ma    7
Retards    7
Cormac Spooner    6
2 Pints of Lager and A Packet of Green    6
Soapy’s Mud Children    5
AD    5
The Johnstons    5
High St Hi-Jackers/Gingerbread Man    5
Cupid Stunts    5
Team Mac    4
Press Gang    4
Byou Project    4
Brark    3
French Team    2
Fazo    2
Alarklas    1
Espanoles Por El Mundo    1

December League Starts Tonight

quiz league starts now
quiz league starts now

The Dr Paul Quiz League for December begins tonight. Results from all Dr Paul quizzes that take place in December will funnel into a league table and the top team will win a spectacular prize, just in time for New Year.

Points will be based on the Eurovision Song Contest system and will be scored by the top ten teams at every quiz (12, 10, 8, 7, 6 ,5 ,4 ,3 , 2, 1)

Tonight

Meanwhile, The bottle of vodka prize at Smart City Hostel has been replaced with a more universal offering of £20 for the bar. This means that if you don’t like vodka, there is now a meaningful prize for the Smart City Quiz.

Smart City Hostel is Edinburgh’s poshest hostel and is probably 5-star. You can find it on Blackfriars St or you can use the Cowgate entrance (just along from Bannerman’s)

High Street Hi-Jackers, the perfect combination of American power and German grit
High Street Hi-Jackers, the perfect combination of American power and German grit

Last week’s winners, the HIGH STREET HI-JACKERS are pictured. Are you smarter than a random colleciton of Americans and Germans?

Come along at 8.30pm tongiht to find out.

Cheers,

Dr Paul

PS – to find tonight’s cheat phrase, see Dr Paul on Facebook

One Foot In The Jackpot

Twenty Quiz Quid for the Fortune Cookies. Take that, Phil Collins
Twenty Quiz Quid for the Fortune Cookies. Take that, Phil Collins
Death and Quizzes, another manic Monday for FOREST WHITAKER'S LAZY EYE
Death and Quizzes, another manic Monday for FOREST WHITAKER'S LAZY EYE

Bar: Reverie

FOREST WHITAKER’S LAZY EYE spent the first half of the day burying their Grandad and the second part of the day kicking everyone’s arse at the pub quiz.

Perhaps their relative’s demise was the inspiration behind them nearly answering everything right and taking no prisoners. Wine for them but they missed out on a chance at the Jackpot because Melissa didn’t know nothing about Cockleshell Bay (too young).

That left the door open for THE FORTUNE COOKIES who sent up Del, a man who wisely took the crowd’s advice on the origin of Sprite (Germany) and slayed The Beast to take the £20.

See you next week for another score.

Dr Paul

Team That Hates Pub Quizzes Win Pub Quiz

I Hate Pub Quizzes - wine winners but not quite getting their hands on the Doc's cash.
I Hate Pub Quizzes - wine winners but not quite getting their hands on the Doc's cash.

Winners at Jenny Ha last night were I JUST HATE PUB QUIZZES who managed to swat through their hatred and come out on top of the Jenny’s pile of teams.

They could have gone one better and taken the £20 cash but music Paul didn’t know about the boundaries of Hungary.

His geography blunder: Hungary has 7 neighbours, not 6. Perhaps he forgot about Serbia?

Asked afterwards how he felt, Paul said “Certainly if you’ve played a stringed instrument like a guitar beofre, that helps with the mandolin – but the more I learn the instrument the more I find there is to it,” before battering in to a night of Scottish music with Tam.

Wise words from Paul, and the lack of win means that next week’s rollover is up to £40.

Be there.

Feel The Love

True love comes to those who quiz
True love comes to those who quiz

Sitting at home = no love. The way to take back your life and OWN THE ROMANCE before the working week sucks the loving life from out of your face is to get out and about – not sit in the house.

I offer you two exciting ways to make that happen… TONIGHT.

First is my quiz at Jenny Ha’s at 6.45pm and the second is my quiz at the Reverie at 9pm

Events on Facebook: Jenny Ha’s, Reverie

Both are great opportunities to flirt, drink and chat. In fact, the atmosphere at Reverie is so flirty that some of our kitchen staff have now got engaged. Congratulations Leigh-Anne and John!

CHEAT PHRASE

Tonight’s cheat phrase is “Bismillah no, we will not let him go.”

Germans & Americans- Unstoppable Combo

High Street Hi-Jackers, the perfect combination of American power and German grit
High Street Hi-Jackers, the perfect combination of American power and German grit

Germany and America are two of the world’s most no-nonsense countries EVER and the two combined to create a special winning force last night at the Smart City Cafe.

The HIGH STRET HI-JACKERS wiped the floor with the various lily-livered Brits, Aussies and Kiwis to take the booze and the £100,000 (chance).

Unfortunately Scott was rubbish at scratching the scratchcard and came away with NOTHING!

Maybe next week! Smart City quiz returns next week at 8.30pm on Thursday. See you then. Join the Smart City Quiz Facebook Group to receive news of the cheat phrase for next week.

Well done also to the SINGLE WITH LADIES team who survived being ID’d, seconds after winning an orange Bacardi Breezer for being completely rubbish after the first two rounds. Two humiliations for the price of one, bravely borne.

Smart City Hostel Tonight

Vodka winners, NORWEGIAN CHEESE
Vodka winners, NORWEGIAN CHEESE

The quiz at the Smart City has been moved from Tuesdays – we’re going to try Thursdays instead.

come along tonight and have fun at the quiz from 8.30pm

Tonight’s cheat phrase is “Treble twenty, treble eighteen, bull.” Write it down when you don’t know an answer and its worth 2 points. Your team can use the cheat phrase ONCE during the quiz.

Tonight’s quiz is a bring-a-lesbian special. Any team that brings a lesbian will get extra points.

Where is the Smart City Cafe? Click here to find out

“Treble twenty, treble eighteen, bull”

Don’t Mess With Swedish Blokes

Ben dominates Von Rumpy Pumpy like Benny dominated ABBA
Ben dominates Von Rumpy Pumpy like Benny dominated ABBA

Swedish blokes are un-nerving, decisive, strong and unwavering.

This folk-knowledge was proven last night at Reverie by Ben, a patriotic Swede in a yellow T-Shirt who took Von Rumpy Pumpy’s wine-winning star team performance and turned it into a personal triumph by battering through the cash challenges and effortlessly earning £60.

Nice jokes round too. We had all sorts of gentle comedy gold that we didn’t have to read out the ones about AIDS and gang rape. These are available by email on request.

Next Monday the REverie jackpot starts again at twenty new quiz pounds. See you there.

Dr Paul

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