All the good people are out midweek. The weekend is a hellscape of suburban drinkers heading into town and drinking a lot. There are a […]

So, the festival nobs and nobbesses are away back to London to tell everyone how dirty Edinburgh is/was. This leaves the city clear for us […]

You know those bin jokes from Edinburgh city council? The yellow and black designs that appear round about the festival, usually with a bad pun […]

If the rain keeps going it will wash the rubbish and might dampen down the smell in the city centre. I was up at Bristo […]

Speaking to Gregor at the Monkey last night. His mum’s got a load of dogs, a heap of cats and three peacocks. Peacocks! Blimey! You […]

Don’t get eaten by a rat. Stay out of the city centre. Rubbish flows like dirty lava. Stay safe, stay in Leith: Festival finishes this […]

Well hows about Thursday? A rollicking good day. I think Thursday is everyone’s favourite day of the week, isn’t it? If Wednesday is George, Thursday […]

Last Tuesday wqas a rare Tuesday: FOUR out of FOUR quizzes ended in a rollover. The result is this line up tonight. Ante up! Portobello […]