First: The Porn Dwarfs winning back in Feb, and not just because Alana was displaying. They also got some questions right:

These chaps (below) won on the 31st of January and I can’t remember their name. You know I should keep these posts up to date. I know it too…

Achtung Englander! Hande Hoch! The Reverie was subject  to a bit of Euro Modernism the other week where a pair of young Germans won the money against the True or False questions using the national stereotype to defeat the True or Falsewith cool rationality.

May 19th belonged to a big gang of noisy birds called the Reem Team. They were really fucking noisy but at least it’s nice to know I can make young women scream at my age.

More to follow, in the kind of a haphazard manner that would make a qualified senior librarian puke blood and shit a dictionary.

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To celebrate, we staged a quick BEAST drawing contest in which you had to draw Phil Collins engaging in an act of evil.

Here are the entries (click on any of the pics to see full size):

Phil Collins is wanking over a bonfire of orphans.

Phil Collins is reading a book by Jeffrey Archer

Phil Collins is imagining Sarah Palin for president of the USA while tending a drum full of dead babies.

Phil Collins is using his stick-man powers to bestride a burger on top of a flaming drum kit.

Phil Collins is about to insert his cock in a child who has been tempted to bend over by a tin of beans which the Beast has laid as bait.

Phil Collins is knifing a sad monkey.

Phil Collins is surfing Japan’s deadliest tsunami for 140 years.

Dan who works at the Reverie is a proper artist and picked the wanking-over-the-bonfire of orphans effort as the winner.

Nick from POINTLESS BIRTHDAY picked up the burger but, as it happens, had already had his tea and so passed the burger on to THUNDERCUNT who later declared the burger to be “a bit gak” but what do you expect when its made out of children?

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The question was “In 1939 -  did Britain decalre war on Germany or did Germany decalre war on Britain?”

I really like the phrasing of P Solo’s answer:

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First up: here’s one of the chaps from the Cheeseplant flipping succesfully for £40 on pancake day.

Achtung Englander! £40  was converted to foreign Euros and offshored into a Swiss Gold bank account (probably) by these victorious Germans in early March…

The Porn Dwarfs had a little spell in January where they didn’t win much and looked like a spent force, but this was not to be. They have since been back on the winning trail:

The Dutch Mafia also grab their share of the spotlight, often winning or coming close:

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ABOVE: Some folk winning at the Newsroom. Not sure who they are. Apart from the bloke second from right, they look quite innocent.

ABOVE: Happy pissed Christmas winners at the Newsroom. Have another cocktail!

ABOVE: Team Squirrel know their shit. And they proved it with a quality Newsroom win, surrounded by demons, dogs, haters and foolks. They rose above like doves.

ABOVE: Lewis (second from left) has re-written the book of physics with his truly amazing 8.28 seocnds in the balloon keepy-uppy challenge. Life will never be the same again.

ABOVE: Did these guys actually win? i’m not sure they did. I tihnk they just got me to take a photo of them. But let’s say they won. Hang on – I tihnk they DID win. I don’t fucking know do I?

ABOVE: These people definitely won. They were at the Reverie. And talking of win,  check out the bloke who’s out on his own with four ace birds. Nice work!

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A top team effort it was, as rock hard Heiss (or whatever he is called) the trombone-playing Dutchman easily swatted aside the challenge of the horn before Dave slotted his putt home for the cash.

Conversation afterwards revealed that Dave (right, with golden putter) has been going out with his bird for a month with no direct payoff and was struggling on deciding a nice xmas present for her.

The team and myself unanimously voted that he should give her his time on Boxing Day but Dave is a season ticket holder at Hibs and that comes first.

The compromise solution was to meet her after yesterday’s Aberdeen game and give here a bottle vodka, so let’s hope it all worked out for him yesterday

After all, a month is a long time.

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First up are Swankie and Big Al who came second at the Newsroom last week…

Swankie and Big Al

… behind this brother-sister team from somewhere near Penicuik who came back strongly in the last round to win first place.

The JCs

We had Quizmas at The Reverie which was your Christmas Dinner plus a special quiz, all for £12.50. Oddly rnough it ended in a dance off starring Sarah and Stella from THE PORN ELVES and THE OVULATORS repsectively. Here they are, full on:

Dance Off

The dance-off ended in a tie and so they split the prizes: £30 for OVULATORS and a bottle of whiskey plus £20 for the PORN ELVES.

Quizmas dinner was followed by a standard Dr Paul quiz in which GOOGLE EYED reigned supreme. Here they are, joined by Oliver Reed:

Google Eyed

However, it was Angus from the Cheeseplant team who eventually got a shot at the Golden Putt.

Angus Cheeseplant misses an £80 Golden Putt

Unfortunately, Angus neglected to “be the ball” and sent his effort a few inches wide right to create a £100 rollover for next week.

Then back at the Newsroom this Thursday, ITS ONLY FIZZY WINE were champs but missed out on the Riddle of The BEast, so its a £40 Christmas next Thursday.

It's Only Fizzy Wine

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Here’s Stewart, just about to miss an easy ten-foot putt for sixty quid at the Reverie:

And here’s the FAT KIDS at the Newsroom who not only won cash but also came up with this foul nonsense

Also from the Newsroom, here’s Leeanne’s team who I tihnk won the booze:

Yeah. they’re all winners. Winners are people who can take a situation and make it work. Day or night.

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Rollovers at both venues, so £60 at Reverie on Monday and £20 at Newsroom next Thursday.

Lauren from the Mr Blobby team

Mr Blobby team

THe geezer out of the Cheeseplant team, just prior to fucking up a putt for £40

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