Old Skool Past Blasts at Newsroom

Posted by Dr Paul on Mon, August 9, 2010 under Newsroom, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

The Newsroom was nice and festival-busy on Thursday night. I swear there were some “famous” folk who I kind of half-recognised kicking about but that’s Edinburgh in August for you.

This mob were the winners:

quiz winners

Don't You Open That Trap Door

They took the”champagne” but more interesting from my point of view were some blasts from my murky old Glasgow quizzing past.

Legendary team THE BEAST APPRECIATION SOCIETY made the crossing:

The Beast Appreciation Society

There they are. Well two of them anyway: David O’D on the left and Gary “Gary” McGary on the right. The rest have returned to Norway or become deer-handlers or quizmasters or whatever.

Oddly enough, on the same night that the BAS cropped up, so did SABREFUCK although they are all grown up now and called themselves LETS GET QUIZZICLE.

Lets Get Quizzicle aka Sabrefuck

Sabrefuck used to do pretty-well-for-a-team-of-birds at Bar Radio in Ashton Lane, Glasgow and it was good to see them again (well, two original members again but hey…)

They have kept the quality going and made it into the final but unfortunately we had no winner of the money so we are playing for a ball-busting £20 next week. Fucking wow.

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£50 Winners!

Posted by Dr Paul on Thu, August 5, 2010 under Newsroom, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

£50 Out-of-Nowhere winners at the Newsroom last week were these birds, who only scraped into the final on a technicality but then steam-rollered the True/False to become BIG WINNERS.

Yeah!

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Get a Name, You Winners!

Posted by Dr Paul on Fri, July 23, 2010 under Newsroom, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

Potentially one of the most succesful teams at Dr Paul quiz is this mob:

But the trouble is they keep changing their name. This week they were NORMAN’S NO.

Or maybe they were called NORMAN’S NO’S. I’m not really sure. Anyway – I’m going to ask them to get a consistent team name cos they’re really good but I have no way of referring to them. Arr!

Meanwhile, SHANICK were the worst team:

Shanick - the worst pub quiz team ever

You can’t blame Shab, she was at work at HALF SIX on Thursday morning and was absolutely knackered by the time the quiz happened.

And BALLZACK won the jokes round but the photo resulted in such incredible red-eye that I had to photoshop-it to the point of ludicrousness:

By the way – total TRUE OR FALSE FAILURE by both teams in the final on this question:

True or False: A group of showmakers from the Philippines made a pair of giant shoes which were size 753

And that was enoguh to ensure a rollover. £50 next week.

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He Man and The Masters of the (Quiz) Universe

Posted by Dr Paul on Fri, July 16, 2010 under Newsroom, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

Newsroom last night:

A marvellous last round 10/10 comeback sealed an amazing comeback by the DOWN AND OUTS who started off worse than bad and just improved and improved until they were champs. Well played!

Dr Paul Quiz winners, newsroom, Edinburgh

Down & Outs

The bar staff won the jokes round with some punk-ass effort about how Welsh people like to have sex with sheep. Not exactly genius, but enoguh to win an awesome mystery prize:  He-Man & The Masters of The Universe JIGSAW PUZZLE!!!

Dr Paul quiz prize

Awesome quiz prize

It’s got 150 pieces so if the staff complete the puzzle in time for next week, they get another prize.

The Newsroom cash jackpot (£30) rested on golf and Bozonko.  Lesley from the DOWN AND OUTS fluffed the first question on Bozonko and Katie from THE PHONE BOOTH pushed her putt slightly to the right. Result: £40 jackpot next week.

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Clitoris Allsorts win at Newsroom

Posted by Dr Paul on Fri, July 9, 2010 under Newsroom, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

The top Newsroom team (who change their name every week) were sudden losers last night, amazing ly coming last in a quiz they are used to dominating. Ah well – that’s DP Quiz.

This allowed a newcomer squad of wimmin to charge into the lead, keep the lead and win.

They were the CLITORIS ALLSORTS and if I’m not very much mistaken, they probably have hangovers NOW.

Clitoris Allosrts pub quiz team

Clitoris Allsorts, winners at Newsroom, July 08, 2010

There they are with me, feeling a sense of victory. For more photos, see the Facebook album.

For the cash jackpot we played bozonko. Bozonko is getting FIVE true or false questions correct. The Clitoris Allsorts got ZERO and the NO IDEA team got ONE.

Rollover! £30 for grabs next week.

M

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Star Sportster at Newsroom

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, July 7, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Newsroom | Be the First to Comment

OK, you’ve maybe never heard of Jamie Charles -but he is an international quality sportsman.

Jamie Charles, american footballer and newsroom doorman

Jamie, being thrilled to meet me, recently.

Jamie plays American Football for Great Britain and can also be found on the door at the Newsroom sometimes.

Jamie’s off to the European Championships in Germany soon. Good luck!

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Canada Day At The Newsroom

Posted by Dr Paul on Fri, July 2, 2010 under Newsroom, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

I got my face painted for FREE as Canada fever overtook the Newsroom on Canada Day, the less well-known counterpart to the 4th of July which you all know about.

some canadians

Some Canadians being patriotic at the Newsroom

But all the flag waving was for nothing as TEAM SHRUG shrugged off the Canadian ‘threat’ to come out on top by two points – relying on a combo of voucher and bonus points  to overcome the situation.

Team Shrug

Team Shurg’s brainbox, Lauren, gave away the Rose wine t othe 2nd-place team and was then unsuccesful with the True or False Bozonko for a tenner.

Blair

Blair (of the Canadians) also fell at the first True or False hurdle, so we have a £20 rollover for next week.

This didn’t bother Blair and his pals  who managed to snaffle up all the Rose wine and go round the corner to drink it like jakeys. This behaviour is a result of the stupid law which says you can’t give away booze as a prize if the booze is consumed on-premises. Madness.

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Quiz Tonight

Posted by Dr Paul on Thu, June 17, 2010 under News, Newsroom | Be the First to Comment

Tonight’s quiz is at The Newsroom, where Thursdays are back to some kind of normal after all the refurb and relaunch hoo-ha.

Come and take part for free from 9pm and try to win £50. Yes!

Groovy!

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Pension Team Make Sensible Investment

Posted by Dr Paul on Fri, May 28, 2010 under Newsroom, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

There are team names and there are team names and I’ve seen thosuands of them but I had to laugh when this mob called themselves UNIT LINKED VALUATIONS. So uncool, it’s cool. They won the £5000 scratchcard for best team name.

Dr Paul quiz winners at the newsroom

Unit Linked Valuations

They then entered into a thirlling battle with ZOMBIE HEAD ON A STICK and eventually came out on top by one point, winning the £10,000 scratchcard and the wine.

Unfortunately Tony (left) sconned the challenge of the cards and then Andrew from Zombie Head On A Stick did the same.

This left Nick from SHANICK to face the Riddle of The Beast

Q. What is Phil Collins’s favourite fruit?

A. Apple

B. Banana

C. Pineapple

D. Peach

Nick went for apple but it was a pineapple (causes most pain when rammed up a servant’s arse). The jackpot rolls over to £50 next Thursday.

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Newsroom Quiz Winners – No Jackpot

Posted by Dr Paul on Fri, May 14, 2010 under Newsroom, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

American-Scottish team INSERT FUNNY TEAM NAME HERE started the quiz disastrously but came back strong and were soon dominating the situation.

In the end they won by 10 points. Hoopla!

winners at edinburgh pub quiz dr paulAlso – they collected a WINNING scratchcard and so took a £1 for that. However, they weren’t so lucky with the real cash. After all teams had failed to come to terms with the challenge, our winners got a straight shot at the cash with the following Riddle of The Beast:

Who is Phil Collins’s favourite serial killer or killers?

A. Yorkshire Ripper

B. Jack The Ripper

C. The Moors Murderers

D. Bible John

They got it wrong so we’re playing for £30 next week. Would you have known?

Meanwhile, the highlight of the quiz was quite possibly the drawing contest in which teams were invited to draw a picture of EITHER David Cameron riding a tiger OR Nick Clegg being orally pleasured by a peacock.

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