Category Archives: Jokes Round

Some jokes from the jokes round

Forks In The Eyes, etc

Here’s a quick round-up of some recent entries in the jokes round, all of which may have been considered for the ‘World of Pain’ segment of the jokes round. In other words, these are offensive to some. If you’re the sort of person who gets offended at things, look away now, do not read these [...]

Little Joke, Big Laugh

This got handed in at the Newsroom a couple of weeks ago. Suddenly: laughter! Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.

Thalidomide Joke Nearly Spelt Correctly

Spelling breakthrough – nearly. This joke gets handed in for the jokes round from time to time and so far no one in the history of the Dr Paul quiz (stretching back to 1996) has managed to correctly spell the name of the morning sickness drug which had disastrous consequences in the 1950s and 60s. [...]

Recent Shite Jokes From the Jokes Round

The quality of the jokes being handed in at the Dr Paul pub quiz jokes round continues to dismay: Q – What do you call a hippo who swears a lot? A – A hippo potty mouth.   Q – Why do hippos fuck in water? A – You try keeping a 10 lb clit [...]

Jokes Roundup

Some more jokes which have been handed in recently. If any are too small to read you can click the pictures to see ‘em full-size. First there’s a shite rabbi joke and its nice when someone apologises for their shite rabbi joke: Sometimes people prefer to hand in a comedy rhyme rather than a strict [...]

Jokes Roundup

Some of the recent jokes handed in at the Dr Paul pub quizzes in Edinburgh… If any are too small to read, you can click the picture to see a full-size rendition. First there was this one handed in at the Newsroom, a real favourite of mine, about a bird who isn’t right beside you: [...]

Jokes Round Up

Here’s some of the jokes from recent quiz jokes rounds. First up is a science joke. Science jokes always leave 80% of the room going “wtf” and are worth it just for that. If science aint your thing, maybe you can appreciateĀ  the one about the wee boy asking his Granpa to make animal noises. [...]

The Gay Horse Joke

This has been getting handed in at the jokes round a few times recently but I don’t mind cos its a belter. Normally I don’t like jokes which rely on an accent or a tone – but even I can stretch to camp for one syllable when its a good joke. Share on Facebook For [...]

The One About The Priest On The Ship

An old one but always raises a laugh. Handed into the Newsroom jokes round recently: Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.

Jokes Roundup

Here are some recent jokes that were handed into the jokes round at the Dr Paul Quiz. click on any of them to view at full size. WARNING: If you are easily offended, then please click somewhere else before you get to the bottom of the page where the rough jokes are. This last one [...]