The Difference Between A Creme Egg and A Whore

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, September 1, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Another lack of culture from the Jokes Round:

The folk handing this is did not explain why you would want to lick out a prostitute.

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Some Jokes From Last Week

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, August 18, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

Here’s a wee trio of quiz jokes from the other week:

There’s the old:

The celebrity pun:

snoop dogg joke

And the slightly brutal:

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Benny Hill would flip his lid.

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Joke In Disguise

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, August 11, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

This is complete garbage but I’m glad that someone is at least TRYING to involve the Transformers in the jokes round without referring to Stephen Hawking.

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Dusty’s Jokes Are So Good You Have To Get Them in Two Parts

Posted by Dr Paul on Mon, August 9, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jenny Ha's, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

You’ll need to be on form at Jenny Ha’s tonight to beat Dusty in the jokes round. Look at this dope shit:

Dusty likes this one so much he needs to write the answer on the reverse so that “the reveal” is that much sweeter.

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Latest Jokes

Posted by Dr Paul on Fri, August 6, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

Don’t believe all these clever 30-somethings with crystal clear memories of loads of really COOL things in the 80s.

The real sound of the 80s was Stock Aitken & Waterman and the best turn of all was Rick Astley.

First there was Rick-rolling but .now the legend can be celebrated via the medium of Dr Paul Quiz Jokes Round. Bring it!

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I Aint Playin No Tambourine, Fool

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, July 28, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

I really like this jokes round classic, handed in by MRS MANGEL team at The Newsroom last week:

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Four Door Banana

Posted by Dr Paul on Sat, July 24, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Here’s a great example of a joke which I think is excellent but simply didn’t do very well in the jokes round and lost out – probably to some paedophilia number.

banana joke

The humanity.

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World Cup Jokes So Far

Posted by Dr Paul on Sun, July 4, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Thanks mainly to England’s demise, we are experiencing jokes  like these to to ‘laugh’ about:

England football joke

Or, more simply:

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Give Me Strength

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, June 30, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Good grief. The feminists have  even taken over the jokes round.

feminist lightbulb joke

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It says “with a gin in hand” as if to somehow prove that alcohol and DIY actually do mix and men are stupid.

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Unreal Tragedy Joke

Posted by Dr Paul on Sat, June 26, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

Jokes of human tragedy always do well in the jokes round but I really like this one where the tragedy isn’t even real…

old woman ride bike in canal joke

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Sadly, this was one of those jokes that no one else seems to find funny. It didn’t win the mystery prize.

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