Wed, April 11, 2012 – 9:21 am
The filth keeps streaming in. Here are some recent entries, with a couple of late Whitney Houston entries thrown in… Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.
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Fri, April 6, 2012 – 9:20 am
Instead of the jokes round the other week I tried a boast-off. I asked the question: “What is the best thing you’ve ever done?” The answers varied from the heroic to the outrageous to the dumb to the lies. See if you can work out which is which from these selected highlights: Apologies to Nicole [...]
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Thu, February 23, 2012 – 10:20 am
As an alternative to the jokes round the other night at the Reverie, I tried a bragging round. Instruction: write down the best thing you have ever done. Best brag wins a packet of mint Viscount biscuits. Here’s what was claimed: I’ve seen Elton John live in Las Vegas (at Caesar’s Palace) I was born [...]
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Sat, February 18, 2012 – 10:43 pm
OK, Whitney Houston’s pretty famous (although most folk could only name about three of her hits), so there was a wee influx in the jokes round over the last week at the various pub quizzes. Here they are so far: What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Maggie Thatcher? Whitney died a tragic death [...]
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Sun, January 22, 2012 – 9:23 pm
Here’s a quick round-up of some recent entries in the jokes round, all of which may have been considered for the ‘World of Pain’ segment of the jokes round. In other words, these are offensive to some. If you’re the sort of person who gets offended at things, look away now, do not read these [...]
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Fri, November 25, 2011 – 9:57 pm
This got handed in at the Newsroom a couple of weeks ago. Suddenly: laughter! Share on Facebook For cheats and hints to win Dr Paul quizzes in Edinburgh, get the weekly email.
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Sat, October 1, 2011 – 11:12 pm
Spelling breakthrough – nearly. This joke gets handed in for the jokes round from time to time and so far no one in the history of the Dr Paul quiz (stretching back to 1996) has managed to correctly spell the name of the morning sickness drug which had disastrous consequences in the 1950s and 60s. [...]
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Sat, September 3, 2011 – 10:36 pm
The quality of the jokes being handed in at the Dr Paul pub quiz jokes round continues to dismay: Q – What do you call a hippo who swears a lot? A – A hippo potty mouth. Q – Why do hippos fuck in water? A – You try keeping a 10 lb clit [...]
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Wed, April 20, 2011 – 7:22 am
Some more jokes which have been handed in recently. If any are too small to read you can click the pictures to see ‘em full-size. First there’s a shite rabbi joke and its nice when someone apologises for their shite rabbi joke: Sometimes people prefer to hand in a comedy rhyme rather than a strict [...]
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Wed, April 13, 2011 – 7:03 am
Some of the recent jokes handed in at the Dr Paul pub quizzes in Edinburgh… If any are too small to read, you can click the picture to see a full-size rendition. First there was this one handed in at the Newsroom, a real favourite of mine, about a bird who isn’t right beside you: [...]
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