Jenny Ha’s Fag Break World Record Smashed

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, September 1, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jenny Ha's, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

Monday 30th August 2010, an amazing FIFTEEN people took part in the Jenny Ha’s Fag Break.

Here are those record breakers in full and I’m gutted I didn’t get a better photo. When will I learn to TURN THE FUCKING FLASH ON?

You can join in the fun next Monday, either just after or just before the music round – depending on how its going…

Will we ever beat 15?

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The Difference Between A Creme Egg and A Whore

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Another lack of culture from the Jokes Round:

The folk handing this is did not explain why you would want to lick out a prostitute.

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Another Rollover at Jenny’s

Posted by Dr Paul on Tue, August 24, 2010 under Jenny Ha's, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

The GANG were 2-in-a-row champs at Jenny’s and once again chose to send Craig into battle to represent for the £120 final.

Craig found himself up against the legendary Dusty but neither could get past the first question and taht set up a £140 jackpot for next week.

Happier news: the Fag Break record was beaten and we now have a record of TWELVE PEOPLE enjoying each others’ company and a smoke at half seven… just after the picture round.

Bad luck to Gareth from THE GANG whose girlfriend didn’t know he smoked until she saw the picture of last week’s fag break on Facebook. Now he’s dumped.

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Google Eyed Lose Dance Off

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Dance-Off disaster for GOOGLE EYED who lost a dance off for the first time probably ever.

Google Eyed’s dance legend David was outfoxed by the “slight” style of Scott from the CHEESE PLANT team who finally got the win which has eluded them for so long.

No one really knows why, cos Scott did fuck-all dance-wise and David had loads of great moves. Mystery.

Anyway – it was all to no avail as Scott met Brendan from FLYSTRIKE and both players succesfully negotiatied three true-false questions before falling down on this belter:

True or False: A family from Romania had a child who was so ugly that they made him sleep outside in case he infected the other children?

Would you have guessed. They didn’t and we have a splendid £100 jackpot next week.

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Some Jokes From Last Week

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, August 18, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round, Quiz Report | Be the First to Comment

Here’s a wee trio of quiz jokes from the other week:

There’s the old:

The celebrity pun:

snoop dogg joke

And the slightly brutal:

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Benny Hill would flip his lid.

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My Birthday Quiz

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It was my birthday on Monday and that didn’t really kick in until the Reverie.

I got 4 cards (2 points awarded for each card apart from the shitty knocked-together one by the Canadians which got  1 point) but Neil trumped the situation by bringing out a cake and a big card just after round 4. Candles, everything.

This was worth 10 points but still wasn’t enough to win the quiz cos Neil’s team was pretty much derailed by some pissed bird trying to jump his bones.

Meanwhile, the victory went to GOOGLE EYED who defintiely answered most questions correctly but only pipped E=MC HAMMERED by a couple of points after another controversial bonus round.

Again, no one was able to handle 5 true or false questions to win the jackpot and so we have an £80 rollover next week. See you there.

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The Gang (Uber Hate) Much Love

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THE GANG are the crew from the festival show Uber Hate Gang, which is getting 5-star reviews at the Underbelly.

After flopping at last week’s quiz, the crew came back, determined to win and that’s exactly what they did, putting allcomers to the theatrical sword.

What was very nice of them was to put a couple of tickets up for the winners of the jokes round to go and see their performance tomorrow (Thursday). So thanks for that.

Go and see "Uber Hate Gang" at the Underbelly

Despite the win, no one from The Gang or any other team could win the jackpot and so we roll up to an impressive £120 next week.

Also next week we’re hoping to break the record for the Jenny Ha’s Fag Break which was equalled this week with TEN smokers and friends.

Ten folk - the record is equalled!

Remember: you don’t have to smoke to take part in the fag break!

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Joke In Disguise

Posted by Dr Paul on Wed, August 11, 2010 under Dr Paul's Blog, Jokes Round | Be the First to Comment

This is complete garbage but I’m glad that someone is at least TRYING to involve the Transformers in the jokes round without referring to Stephen Hawking.

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The Marital Cycle In All Forms

Posted by Dr Paul on Tue, August 10, 2010 under Quiz Report, Reverie | Be the First to Comment

At last night’s Reverie quiz we had stars from all the points on the wheel of marriage.

We had:

A team featuring a doe-eyed couple in their twenties who had just got engaged to each other 2 days ago. Aw.

Just engaged, he's been getting the milk for 8 years and now he's bought the cow.

At the bar, we had a team called THE FUCK BUDDIES (DON’T TELL OUR PARTNERS) a pair of glowing 40-somethings who didn’t care about how badly they were doing in the quiz because they were going to fuck each other later on in direct violation of their existing marriages/partnerships.

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And we had worthy quiz winners GOOGLE EYED who left their sister’s wedding (apparently it was a bit shit) to come to the quiz. Awesome.

Google Eyed (core members)

No winner in the True – False shoot out though, so we have a £60 rollover next week.

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Happy & Sad

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Jenny Ha’s on Monday 9th August. Happiness for winning wine team THE TRUMPETS:

And sadness for THE GANG, who were unable to convert a golden opportunity into cash.

Result: a rollover and we have £100 next week.

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