Quizzes Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £50. Cheat: Twenty One Pilots (music round)

7pm – Portobello Tap. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: 2 Unlimited (music round)

9pm – Argyle Bar Jackpot £90. Cheat news: A-Ha (music round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £90. Cheat news: Kelis (music round)

Ah Jesus. Tories won. It’s end times but in the face of destruction, the Monday quizzes will continue until the Dark Lord unleashes his plague hounds and we all perish like bubbles in a sink.

Until the hour of death, we will have the quiz to keep us together. Do not underestimate the power of pub quiz as a social glue.

Holy shit.

Cheats

Anyway – here are the music round cheats for tonight

The first is for the Brass Monkey Leith:

Twenty One Pilots are American and have a stated purpose for making music which in their own words is “to make people think”.

Thank you, American college boys. How could we ever use our minds if it wasn’t for your pop band? Many thanks.

Meanwhile, the music round free answer for the Argyle Bar is by ultra-classy 80s Norwegian pop legends A-Ha, who actually DO make you tihnk without having to state that they are there to make you think:

Beautiful.

Anyway – best jackpots tonight are both at the later quizzes, if that’s what drives you.

Give me a break.

See you tonight.

Dr Paul

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