Quizzes Tonight:

7pm – Brass Monkey Leith. Jackpot: £100. Cheat: Toni Braxton (music round)

7pm – Portobello Tap. Jackpot: £60. Cheat: DJ Snake & Lil’ John (pic round)

9pm – Argyle Bar Jackpot £30. Cheat news: Conchita Wurst (pic round)

9pm – Safari Lounge. Jackpot £30. Cheat news: Greenland (pic round)

Biggest Jackpot Tonight

The biggest Monday quiz jackpot tonight is at the Brass MOnkey Leith where everyone will be competing for £100 in super sext CASH!

Cheats

Here are the music round cheats for tonight

The first is for the Brass Monkey Leith:

This Toni Braxton number is one of those songs sung by a should lady and aimed at an unidentified man who isn’t / wasn’t good enough.

Other acts who have often played out similar themes in their songs would be Destiny’s Child, TLC and Little Mix.

The tone of these songs are usually righteous, direct and slightly aggressive.

I tihnk the blokes they sing about are supposed to hear the song and feel ashamed of their behaviour or inadequacies

But I wonder if they feel this at all.

I always picture the individual men on the receiving end of these types of songs as totally unashamed, perhaps sitting on a nice park bench somewhere, smoking a fag and drinking a can of Kestrel lager, while their ex moans about them in a pop video.

Who is the winner in this situation? It’s hard to say.

Meanwhile, the Argyle Bar music round will contain this song by DJ Snake & Lil Jon:

The only thing to say about this video is that it is excellent and sbizarrre. You have to watch it but it’s got high rise living, dick-power, domestic damage and a copper getting his face melted off.

You might have seen it already (it has nearly a billion views on youtube) but you might not know or expect that it gets used in Figure Skating, by an American skater named Jimmy Ma.

Great stuff. Round up the team and we’ll see you tonight.

See you tonight.

Dr Pauloski

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