Tonight’s Quiz:

9pm – O’Connors. Jackpot: £30.

Kerry is back tongiht at O’Connor’s – the pub that’s lighting up Canonmills and becoming the first choice boozer for everyone from Dundas Street to Powderhall.

The quiz is firmly up and running now and you can now experience Tuesday boozing with quiz.

Tuesday has been declared by drinking scientists to be the best day of the week to go out because all the arseholes stay at home on a Tuesday, leaving the boozer to geniuses, cool people and legends.

As ever, I’ll post a cheat on the day. Tonight’s cheat is for the music round and it’s a slightly bizarre one-hit wonder from the 1980s, performed by a band named Haysi Fantayzee:

They look like trustafarians and the song is about John Wayne sodomizing a native American in a teepee.

If you’re disgusted by this, remember the clip will only be twenty seconds long or thereabouts.

This band were more or less a one-hit wonder (although I like Shiny Shiny better).

Whatever happened to them? Well the bloke became a top DJ and eventually married Patsy Kensit for a wee while.

The woman went back to her art school roots and became a photogtapher.

Maybe one or both of them will be at the quiz tonight?

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